Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Favorite and Funny Quotes


"What exactly did this Sister Eustice explain, my lady?"

Her brows rose slightly.  "She explained about the bedding.  About how 'twas like Angus and Maude."

"Angus and Maude?"  His ears perked up at the male name.  "Who the devil is Angus?"

"Our bull."

"Your bull," he echoed blandkly.  "And Maude would be--"

"The abby cow."

"Of course," he said faintly, understanding dawning on him.  Horror followed.  "And this Sister Eustice told you that--"

"'Tis the same thing," she filled in calmly, then added, "You will mount me, insert your cucumber--"

"Cucumber?" His voice cracked on the word, and she flushed with embarrassment.

"Well, your bull-thing then," she improvised quickly. 

"" pg. 52  Always  by Lynsay Sands



"Some call it a cock."



"A cock is a male chicken, my lord.  That looks nothing like a male chicken, more like a mushroom."

"" pg. 54 Always  by Lynsay Sands

Until Next Time,
Happy Reading!